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June 11, 2008

Ashlee Simpson with very big cleavage in Hollywood – june 10 – 22 HQ

Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity News, Photos, famous babes — Oz Moe @ 7:00 pm

Hulk Hogan claims crash was God’s will to make victim a better person

Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity News, News, Photos, Video — Oz Moe @ 6:48 pm

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One of the things I find eternally confusing about Hulk Hogan is how he manages to be holier-than-thou. That’s a pretty tough attitude to pull off, especially for someone who has sported a bleached-blond mustache for the last thirty years. Hulk went on Larry King to talk about his suck-ass family – specifically his worthless son Nick, whose drunken drag racing accident left passenger John Graziano a vegetable for life. Nick is currently serving an 8 month sentence in the Pinellas County Jail – and he’s done nothing but bitch and wine about it the whole time.

For whatever reason, Hulk thought it’d be a good idea to go on Larry King. I’m guessing the delusional dad thought he’d go on to clear the air and show everybody just how wrong they are. Unfortunately for Hulk, all he did was remind us of what an asshole he is. Now we know where Nick gets it.

Hulk Hogan almost broke down last night on “Larry King,” but his outrageous behavior over his derelict son’s criminal behavior was in full blossom.

For starters, Hulk said he felt Nick’s accident, which put friend John Graziano in a vegetative state, was God’s plan to make John a better person.

As for Larry…..no questions about Hulk going to Hooters after the sentencing, no questions about rubbing his daughter’s ass, no questions about Linda saying she was the real victim. Oh well.

[From TMZ]

Hulk also accused the media of being unfair to the family, saying he called it “Tabloid terrorism.” He looks pretty proud of himself for his alliteration, too. He claims that the public knows his “focus is on John,” and that the media has been unfairly harsh on Nick. Because anyone who doesn’t mollycoddle his kids like he does is obviously irrational.

The most annoying part of the holier-than-thou shit is that Hulk claims that he believes in God and God is clearly trying to teach Nick a lesson and make John Graziano a better person. The Hogans have often alluded to John being some sort of terrible person who was deserving of divine retribution. I’m pretty sure that every time they do that, a new level of Hell is created just for them.

Nothing has come out in the press indicating that John Graziano was anything other than a nice, normal guy – an Iraq war vet. John’s father pointed out that Nick Hogan managed to do to John what Iraq couldn’t – nearly killing him. Hopefully the Grazianos will be able to sue the Hogan’s for every penny they’ve got. I really wish there were a way to throw Hulk and Linda Hogan in jail for being such crap-ass parents and saying such horrible things since the crash. But since there isn’t, hopefully scrimping to make ends meet for the rest of their lives will teach them a little humility.

Speaking of which – Linda is trying to put Hulk in jail too.

Linda Hogan wants Hulk to spend time with Nick — behind bars. Linda is asking a judge to cite the Hulkster with contempt of court, because he allegedly didn’t ante up money for a $4.2 million Vegas condo, as required by the judge. Yes, the judge ordered Hulk to pay for a party pad. We love the law.

The condo was in escrow when the divorce was filed and the court order required both Hulk and Linda to close the deal and then put the asset in the community pot. Linda has put her share in but Hulk hasn’t.

And here’s the kicker. In the legal papers, Linda is asking the judge to throw Hulk’s ass in the Pinellas County Jail, where Hulk and Nick can sure scheme to hatch the post-pokey real-ality show. Dis and gusting.

[From TMZ]

Here’s a clip of Hulk on Larry King last night. Let the outrage begin.

Hulk Hogan claims crash was God’s will to make victim a better person
JayBird
Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:00:09 GMT

Kate Hudson gets embarrassed & giggles when asked about Lance

Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity News, Photos, famous babes — Oz Moe @ 6:44 pm

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Kate Hudson was on “The View” this morning, and Barbara Walters mentioned that she was having lunch with Lance Armstrong later that day and said “I’m having lunch with Lance Armstrong and you’re not.” She asked Kate if she would care to confirm the rumors about her and Lance and Kate got all flustered and started laughing. She said “I think somebody told me he was going to be on the show next week. You should ask him.”

Kate said “um” a bunch of times, and said “yeah… I try not to talk about my personal life…. I just feel like every time you talk about anything in your personal life it becomes like a headline that becomes a different headline.”

Here’s that section of the interview:

Kate’s response is similar to what she told Ryan Seacrest about how it’s “better to let people speculate,” and seems like a very wise way to handle it.

Kate also talked about her parents’ trip around Europe. She said her mom, Goldie Hawn, and her partner of 26 years, Kurt Russell, (who she calls “dad”) are currently in Greece and that they’ve taken a cooking class and bike trip. She calls them “so cute” and says they send her pictures of their vacation.

Hudson’s hairdresser, David Babaii, came on stage and they talked about their new haircare line, Wild Aid. She said they’ve worked on the line together for three years and tried to make it affordable and with all natural ingredients. Kate said someone she works with developed breast cancer and that inspired her to make sure that she wasn’t using harmful body or haircare products.

Here’s a link to the whole interview, thanks to Redlasso.

And here’s Kate looking cute today in NY, thanks to Splash News.

Kate Hudson gets embarrassed & giggles when asked about Lance
Celebitchy
Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:34:43 GMT

Linksys WRT54G Wireless Routers

Filed under: information — Oz Moe @ 4:36 pm

 

Yesterday while my Granddaughter was using my desktop computer our Internet connection became inoperative.  Naturally this had to happen late at night, and it was about 10:30 pm CST.  I called my Internet service provider twice and on the second call they reset my cable modem and I got online and so did my Granddaughter, using her laptop.  However early this morning all service was again down.  I tried reinstalling the Easy Linksys Advisor but once again could not access the setup.  I called my provider again one more time, hoping they could tell me if it was my router or not, before I went out and spent the money.  Our router is a Linksys WRT54G and it had been working fine for about 5 years.  I can’t say how many different things I tried hoping to fix the connection and could not.

After I got home with the new Linksys router I followed instructions and installed the software, after uninstalling the old one.  I clicked on setup and once again I got this same stupid error message.  Here’s what it said.

Line 53; Char 4; Error; Access is denied; Code 0; file:///C:/program%20Files/Linksys%20EasyLink%20Advisor/main.htm

Not wanting to, I broke down and called Linksys.  Basically all they did was have me clone the mac address and I got service.  Happy, I thanked the man and hung up, then decided that maybe the old router was not broken.  I hooked the old one up and went back into setup and duplicated what I had just done with the Linksys man.  No connection!  So, in with the new and out with the old.  I also want to mention that when I was trying to connect from my laptop with the old router, that I got a message stating poor signal strength.  I had gone and looked this up on the Internet and saw where other people had asked the same thing.  So if this happens to you, be advised that your router is either on it’s way out or already dead.

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Linksys WRT54G Wireless Routers
ozmee
Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:34:49 GMT

Jessica Simpson Is A Hot Mess

Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity News, Photos, famous babes — Oz Moe @ 3:03 pm

 

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Here’s Jessica Simpson looking like a hot mess while rockin’ some short shorts and high heels. Sure they’re not her classic Daisy Dukes, but at least we do get to see some sweet leg action. Unfortunately, once again there’s no cleavage action which I don’t understand considering it’s summer and she’s wearing a sports coat, but who knows? Maybe Jessica is cold and needs some warming up. Hmm… I wonder how I could be of assistance.

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Jessica Simpson Is A Hot Mess
Administrator
Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:10:22 GMT

Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve

Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity News, News, famous babes — Oz Moe @ 1:25 am

 

20-year-old Brooke Hogan is “totally freaked out” over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.” Say what?

Brooke also said that Linda’s new beast-boy or whatever we’re calling him is one of Nick Hogan’s classmates. She went on to say, “I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

The Hogan family is a house full of OLD. They make the Lohans look like pre-schoolers.

Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! What if they accidentally get into the wrong bed at night (it happens)? Barf inducer.

Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve
Michael K

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:06:19 GMT

Tori Spelling has baby number two

Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity News, News, Photos, famous babes — Oz Moe @ 1:14 am


Tori spelling has popped out baby number 2 – a little girl named Stella Doreen McDermott. She was born Monday, June 9th at 3:13 p.m. PT by scheduled c-section and weighed 6 lbs 8 oz. Which is 3.09 kilos. I really like the name Stella, it’s very classic.

Tori’s rep tells OK!, “She’s here! She’s a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably.”

Stella, whose middle name Doreen is after Dean’s late mother, is the second child for Tori and her husband, Dean McDermott. The pair, whose Oxygen reality show Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood launches its third season on June 17, are already parents to Liam, 1.

Although having two children under the age of 2 will be a challenge, Tori and Dean do believe parenthood will be easier the second time around.

“You’re a little more laid-back with your second child,” he told OK! last month. “You’re not as anxious. You’re not as frightened. They trip and fall, and you’re a little more laid-back about it and realize they don’t break.”

OK! Magazine

Actually, you aren’t more laid back, you’re just so sleep deprived and confused you no longer have the ability to feel anxiety or fright. At least in my experience.

Congratulations to Tori, Dean and big brother Liam. We look forward to seeing your new arrival in magazines and on reality television soon.

Note by Celebitchy: Tori Spelling is shown in the header out Sunday on Sunset Boulevard. She must have known it was her last day to be photographed before the new baby as her c-section was already scheduled for Monday at that point. She’s also shown at a hair salon on Saturday, and out on 6/1 for comparison. She seems to have had her roots dyed in preparation for the baby. Supposedly most doctors say it’s ok to dye your hair while pregnant, but you should probably wait until after the first trimester.

Tori Spelling has baby number two
Helen
Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:45:13 GMT

Britney’s dad offers K-Fed 14 million to take her back

Filed under: Uncategorized — Oz Moe @ 1:10 am

Apparently Jamie Spears is the new Joe Simpson. Papa Spears isn’t just improving Britney’s finances and fragile mental state –according to Star magazine, Jamie has offered Kevin Federline up to $14 to reconcile and eventually remarry Brit. Whoever said arranged marriages were out of vogue?

The story is in Star, so it could be totally made up – the plethora of exclamation points always makes you wonder. But considering just how much K-Fed has gotten his act together – and just how much Jaime Spears has gotten Britney’s act together – you can’t help but wonder if this is true. And rumors of this nature have been floating around for a little while now.

They say money can’t buy love, but Britney Spears’ dad doesn’t believe it. Jamie Spears has offered Brit’s ex Kevin Federline a $14.5 million incentive package to reconcile with and remarry his daughter, a source tells tar – and he’s doing it behind Britney’s back!

“Jaime’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done – and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls,” the source said, adding that Jamie first approached K-Fed a few weeks ago with a $2 million offer. but Jamie is so desperate to make this reunion happen, “he keeps raising the stakes!

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.” Even if Britney, 26, asks for a divorce within two years, the source says, Kevin gets to keep all the money. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.”

[From Star Magazine, June 16, 2008, print ed.]

There’s only one problem with this. Scratch that – there’s at least one big problem with this. While Jamie does have control of Brit’s finances, I seriously doubt that means he can spend her money willy nilly. I’m sure he’s held accountable to someone, and if nothing else could get the crap sued out of him if he misappropriates Brit’s cash. How in the world is he going to “secretly” spend $14 million? I really doubt a judge – or whoever Jamie has to justify this to – would sign off on buying Britney a husband.

According to Star, Kevin is holding out for a cool $20 million. Apparently that’s how much a man demands in order to sleep with – and deal with – Britney Spears.

And considering how crazy her life was under K-Fed’s influence, you have to wonder how much good he really can do for her. True, Federline has dramatically cleaned up his act in the past few years. But it’s hard to say he was good for Britney the first time around, regardless of where they both are now in their lives. But according to Star, Jamie Spears believes that K-Fed really does complete Britney, crazy as it is.

Jamie supposedly thinks that he and K-Fed could open a Britney-themed company of some sort, with Kevin managing all the marketing. It’d have the good old Britney clothes, dolls, lunchboxes, etc. All the stuff she was able to sell in mass quantities to teenagers when she was one herself. The question still remains though: even if Britney gets back into the studio and records good stuff, will she still be relevant to today’s teenagers, 10 years after her big break? Something tells me her original fans – now in their mid-twenties – won’t be lining their shelves with Britney dolls anytime soon.

Britney supposedly purchased her future grave site this week. While at first I thought that was a sign that she was regressing, if the story is true it’s actually a big step forward, as she told her that she wanted to be buried there when she dies at 101.

Troubled Britney Spears has reportedly chosen her own burial plot. The ‘Toxic’ hitmaker visited Hollywood’s Forever Cemetery over the weekend; and after looking at the graves of Marilyn Monroe and Italian actor Rudolph Valentino, the 26-year-old decided she wants to be laid to rest there.

A source reveals, “Britney is fascinated with Marilyn and visits her grave often. Since she’s been getting her life together she’s been reading about the star and recently has been glued to a book about the actress. She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favorite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one.

“She told her aides, ‘I’m going to live so I want to be brought to the Forever Cemetery when I’m 101′.”

[From Showbiz Spy via Gossip Rocks]

Photos are older file images of Britney and Kevin when they were together; thanks to WENN.

Britney’s dad offers K-Fed 14 million to take her back
JayBird
Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:24:17 GMT

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